7/12/2010 | Mullets and Meaning in the Chaos
If there was a Hall of Fame for bad hairstyles, the Mullet would deserve a special place of honor. With its own catchphrase - "business in the front, party in the back" - this shaggy cut was popular with many guys at my South Carolina high school back in the 1980’s. Heck, I still see some gents walking around with the ‘do, so maybe it has an eternal appeal.
The reason I’m thinking about mullets right now is because today I managed to wear the fashion equivalent of one. My turquoise silk blouse was nice enough and it’s usually paired with a suit. But the jeans and sneakers that accompanied it pretty much obliterated any semblance of elegance. Didn’t have any client meetings or social interactions planned beyond the time spent getting ready at the gym. But that wasn’t the reason for my lack of sartorial splendor. You see, I am approaching almost a year anniversary of a nasty case of plantar fasciitis. Sneakers with orthopedic inserts have replaced my cute sandals and low heels of yore.
Now I’ve had plantar before and dealt with it easily enough. Somehow, though, this time was more stubborn. It spread to both feet despite going to physical therapy. The doctor told me to wear splint boots at night, prompting my boyfriend to lovingly nickname me “clumpy.” Anti-inflammatory meds and creams didn’t help. By January, I was banned from spin class and any form of really challenging workouts. After a bad case of inflamed nerve bundles and more physical therapy, looks like I’m finally starting to get a little better. Got cleared to go back to the elliptical machine for 10 minutes at a time, and you would have thought I won the Pulitzer Prize from my cheer. If all goes well, I might even be able to branch out of the sneakers again in a month or so.
I’m not the most patient person in the world. Just ask anyone who has known for me for longer than 20 minutes. But in seeking meaning amongst the chaos – something we upbeat types are prone to do – I discovered an unexpected benefit. For years, I maintained my healthy weight loss by counting calories and working out. A lot. Having exercise taken away meant that I needed to pay more attention to food. Like if something was processed or not, or how nutritional denseness mattered a whole lot more than calories ever did.
So here’s my philosophical question to you. Has a setback or challenge ever forced you to pause and completely rethink a belief or practice…and ended up making you happier or healthier in the long run?

Pop singer Alanis Morissette might have thought a fly in your chardonnay or rain on a wedding day was ironic. But how about the fact that my name means song – when my singing voice is akin to a jackhammer outside of your window at 6:00am. That lack of talent doesn’t stop me from belting out favorite tunes, though…you know, while alone in my car or the shower. I just love great music.
In 1988, musical group Alphaville topped the charts with “Forever Young.” The plaintive chorus of this one hit wonder proclaimed “I want to live forever. Forever. Forever Young.” Still in college, probably dancing to the tune with a beer in one hand and chicken wings in the other, I didn’t pay much attention to the lyrics. Back then the prospect of aging did not hit my radar much. Now that it does, I’m glad that getting older isn’t what it used to be.
Is there anything more inviting that a huge, freshly opened box of crayons? Back in 1975, mom bought me the downright groovy pack of 64 colors that featured its own sharpener in the box. Talk about a deluxe set! I especially dug the Sky Blue and Blue Violet crayons while my little brothers fought over the standard navy, green and red ones for their coloring books. Poor Burnt Sienna – that crayon was never high on any of our lists.
Some of my favorite television moments come from special episodes. You know, like when the Brady Bunch went on vacation to Hawaii and 30 years later, the hilarious cast of Modern Family did the same. The recent Madonna-music themed episode of Glee rocked. Last week’s edition of True Blood featured a clever musical homage from Snoop Dogg as an unexpected add on. Well, this marks my first Saturday blog post. Typically I take the weekends off. But I’ve been up since 3:00am to attend the mass auditions for Oprah’s Win your OWN Show contest in Atlanta. So I had to share this special edition while the story is still fresh.
I’ve seen a lot of cheesy television ads over the years. But one of the most memorable came from the Hair Club for Men. The company helped guys who were going bald creatively repopulate their scalps. What really stood out, though, was the founder’s catch-phrase – “I’m not only the Hair Club president, I’m also a client.” That kind of strong passion for a product or service can change your entire career.
I’ve always been fascinated with outer space. As a child, it was thrilling to hear “space is the final frontier” during the opening credits of Star Trek reruns. Drinking Tang instant breakfast powder brought me one step closer to being an astronaut. My 10-year-old birthday present was a telescope that let me gaze intently at craters on the moon. During my one and only childhood television appearance, captured in my audition for Oprah’s contest
Thomas Edison became famous for inventing the light bulb and Alexander Graham Bell gave us the telephone. Instantly recognizable, their names will ultimately appear on every junior high student's history test. But how about those unsung inventors who toil away creating unique fitness devices? Don’t they deserve some recognition too?
My first exposure to a voting process took place in the fifth grade when my friend Deana Key ran for student council. Anointing myself her campaign manager, I cut photos of celebrities like Charlie’s Angels and the Bionic Man out of magazines and created a series of posters with their images endorsing her. It worked. Deana won and I saw how good it felt to communicate about something I cared about.
In Las Vegas, everything is over the top. Elvis impersonators appear on just about every corner. Showgirls have breast implants bigger than my living room couch. High rollers can lose $1 million in the blink of an eye and then keep on playing. Food buffets seem to span city blocks.